Friday, June 22, 2007

RUMBLE!

Bahlactus calls. We answer. He wants the very best in superhero violence, I give him battle to rock the cosmos!

In this corner, a man whose heartbeat is a thousand Hiroshimas, whose blood is the universal solvent, whose very stare drives all but the purest mad, the King Angel of the Bull Host of Heaven, ASMODEL!


And in this corner, he's faster than a speeding bullet, he's more powerful than a locomotive, he looks great in a tight blue suit. You know him. You love him, It's the Metropolis Kid, the Man of Tomorrow, the Real Steel Deal, SUPERMAN!




Ladies and Gentlemen,

LET'S GET READY TO

RUMBLE!




And the crowd goes wild!





3 comments:

Diamondrock said...

If that hadn't been the crappy electric blue Superman costume it would've been one of the greatest scenes in the history of the Justice League.

Steven said...

If that hadn't been the crappy electric blue Superman, he couldn't have put the moon back in orbit as awesomely as he did, so I think that still is one of the greatest scenes in the history of the Justice League.

Matt said...

Sir Steven, I am tagging you. That, apparently, requires that you read my blog.

-M