Thursday, June 15, 2006

Don't Let the Door Hit You on the "S" on the Way Out

From what I can tell from the previews, the following is Lois Lane's plot from Superman Returns:

After Superman left, Lois was scared and indecisive. She didn't know who would protect her and keep her alive with Superman gone.

But after a long time by herself, she started blaming Superman for leaving, and became a strong independent person.

But now he's back.

From outer space.

She just walked in to find Clark there with that look upon his face.

She should have changed the stupid locks, should have made him leave his (super-gigantic) key,

if she had known for just one second he'd be back to bother... she. (work with me here)

< Disco Beat >

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

< /Disco Beat >

ahem.

5 comments:

Harper said...

(Found you through When Fangirls Attack...)

I just read this outloud to my girlfriend while laughing happily. Excellent plot summary!

Blockade Boy said...

But it's all right
And it's comin' on.
They're gonna get right back to where they
Started from.
Lois Lane
And Krypton's last son,
They're gonna get right back to where they
Started from.

carla said...

I'm not going to be able to see this movie now without humming this tune, you know that?

Genius.

Jenn said...

hahahahaha!!!! you are a man of incredible wit and ingenuity. this just made me crack up for like five minutes!!!

googum said...

Very nice!

I'm gonna end up being the last damn blogger to see Superman Returns, but I did see the bit with Luthor and his posse at the Fortress. I must say, the Silver Age has it's faults, but at least back then Superman locked the bloody door!

Maybe I just miss the giant key.