Monday, April 30, 2007

Beware Jake's Power

U.S. Foreign Policy, as explained by Resident Evil 4

In short, when you have only a knife to fend off an entire village of people hellbent on killing you, you warrant sympathy and support of the world community.

But when you have a rocket launcher and you're facing off with a group of monks armed with torches and their teeth, sympathy swings the opposite direction no matter how evil you insist those priest are.

2 comments:

SallyP said...

We always love the underdog.

Jake said...

The great thing is that even though I'm clearly abusing my power as a monster/zombie killer, the people will never elect a Democrat to that office! Four more years! Four more years!