Monday, April 30, 2007

Beware Jake's Power

U.S. Foreign Policy, as explained by Resident Evil 4

In short, when you have only a knife to fend off an entire village of people hellbent on killing you, you warrant sympathy and support of the world community.

But when you have a rocket launcher and you're facing off with a group of monks armed with torches and their teeth, sympathy swings the opposite direction no matter how evil you insist those priest are.


SallyP said...

We always love the underdog.

Jake said...

The great thing is that even though I'm clearly abusing my power as a monster/zombie killer, the people will never elect a Democrat to that office! Four more years! Four more years!