Beware Jake's Power
U.S. Foreign Policy, as explained by Resident Evil 4
In short, when you have only a knife to fend off an entire village of people hellbent on killing you, you warrant sympathy and support of the world community.
But when you have a rocket launcher and you're facing off with a group of monks armed with torches and their teeth, sympathy swings the opposite direction no matter how evil you insist those priest are.
2 comments:
We always love the underdog.
The great thing is that even though I'm clearly abusing my power as a monster/zombie killer, the people will never elect a Democrat to that office! Four more years! Four more years!
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