Monday Morning Macking
In the grand tradition of Friday Night Fights and Thursday Night Thinking, the Roar of Comics is proud to present:
We know you know how to lay out a beating. We know you know how to lay out a scheme. But how are you at laying out... the charm?
Do you come across too weak?
Do you come on too strong?
Superheroes can help! For over seventy years, men and women in tights have been teaching young Americans the ancient art of seduction,* and I'm looking to YOU, my readers, to post the best panels of your heroes getting the girl, getting the guy, getting jiggy, and most importantly, getting. It. ON.
And just to prove that there is hope for everyone, let's say you are, I don't know, a hideous rock monster who was once a man.
Are you doomed to be forever shunned by gentle companionship due to your deformed nature?
NO!
Even you, Ben Grimm, you ugly Thing you, can get.
It.
ON.
So come one, come all! Don't Playa' Hate!
PARTICIPATE!
Filby shows how a real pimp takes control and makes LOVE, not war!
Johnny Zito remembers that if you can't be with the one you want, there are other fish in the sea!
The Fortress Keeper doubles your pleasure, doubles your fun and reminds you they call him MISTER Fantastic!
*What do you mean, "That's not what Seduction of the Innocent is about"?
6 comments:
So, this is pretty much the most awesomest thing ever that doesn't involve ninjas.
(*hopes someone will prove him wrong with amorous ninjas*)
My humble contribution.
Aaaaahhhh! My eyes! Thing and She-thing there are kind of on the scary side! Do they leave a small trail of gravel in their wake?
One of the more disturbing images of comics.
Sometimes even Superman's Girl gets the itch.
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